Sunday, August 31, 2008

The Man messing with the family man

This is Mohammadu Bello Abubakar, an 84 year-old Nigerian man with 86 wives. Some of them have been with him for decades, and some Islamic leaders finally got around to sentencing him to death for having more than four. Then they took that back and threatened to evict him instead. Is this sounding a little wild yet?

So yesterday, Abubakar agreed to divorce 82 of them, and I wish VH1 could show him picking the 4 who get to stay. But hopefully it works out all right for all 87 of them and the 170 kids.


If you have a good joke about this, submit it in the comments and be recognized. It's easy to think of lame ones but I know our readers try to be better than that.

There is also the aspect of gender equality or whatever you want to call it, and a couple of big issues aside I just hope there are 86 beautiful intact love buttons involved in this story. Unfortunately they are right in the belt of that shit.


Link

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Synthesizer

Saturday, August 23, 2008

When I saw T.I. got Jay, Ye and F. Baby together on a track for his new album I was like hey, gotta check that one out. Hey, what's that over there?
T.I. vs T.I.P. There are some good songs on Trap Musik, T.I. is probably in my top ten.

When I've been on here recently, a lot of times I wind up thinking of that celebrity outsider guy who used to be in The Onion, because of stuff like it's not very topical to post a 5-year-old song or either admit I just heard it. I'm not sure what value I provide to you the reader in your week, sorry about that.

My President Is Black I never heard much Young Jeezy but lately I'm coming across a couple of catchy ones. Nas starts out a little different from some of his usual style and I like it.

Paper Planes I wore this one out for myself a little bit last month but it got me. And I'm not in this to criticize, especially with music where stuff can grow on you or wear off, but I don't think Kanye topped the original with his beat.

Monday, August 18, 2008

Rub it on your skin like lotion

Method Man, it's the premix!

Monday, August 11, 2008

I'm not looking at you dudes, I'm looking past ya





It's been almost two years since we challenged science to get it together on this future stuff. A lot's happened since then, but not at the University of California-Berkeley I guess.

They're still trying to feed us the same garbage about their half-assed invisibility efforts. Now I don't doubt they're putting a lot of hard work in, but results count. And this time they're not even bothering to mention that when you're "invisible" (when light waves are being bent completely around you) you will at the same time be effectively blind too.

So is someone visible supposed to be there in the bank vault with you keeping an eye out, letting you know if you're about to trip on some gold bars and blowing your cover? Are they giving these things to people who are already blind but with the really good hearing to help them compensate? I don't know whether I'm more disappointed or disgusted, good night.

Actually... Disgusted, like you even can be any more. With the amount of money blown on shit with a possible "military application", we could have people living on the moon.

Sunday, August 10, 2008

R.I.P. Issac Hayes

1942-2008


Ok, what the hell is going on? Death comes in threes, you know. According to this, Sam Jackson is next! This makes me scared of monday, even more than usual. Issac Hayes will always be immortal through his music. Here are some tracks to get you by*:

Shaft

Tough Guys

Joy, pt. 1

Look of Love

Do your thing

Walk on by


* Thanks to them dudes at OhWord and plug over at NR

Saturday, August 09, 2008

R.I.P. Bernie Mac

Way too soon.

Sunday, August 03, 2008

PACKERS vs. PACKERS

It's Packer Family Fun Night, and they're showing the team practicing against itself on TV around the state. I can't act like it all gets my full attention in the preseason but it's good to have a little something going.


Could anyone on the roster now stand up to Robert Brooks on the mic, or could any athlete in general? Iverson's Reebok commercial was cool but Jadakiss put most of the work into that.

Update: in continuing with my trend of talking mostly about old shit, I found an chat on the Packers site from before most of us had internet and enjoyed a couple of the highlights, because you probably couldn't get away with threatening to kill a fan any more.
Do you have a girlfriend or are you a eligible bachelor? - Posted by Irene and John Ford of New Glarus, WI
Right now, I'm married to Jesus. But, He doesn't mind if I find another wife. And send pictures.
You sure do type a lot faster than Gabe Wilkins? - Posted by Beckie Juneau of Foster City, MI
In case you didn't know, Gabe's nickname is 'Early Man.' He hasn't advanced that far yet. He just learned how to make fire.
Please send me packers tickets!!!!!!!!!!! (5) PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE - Posted by Emily Stuart of Tomah
Okay, and I'll throw in a couple Super Bowl tickets, too. Yeah, right.
we love ya Bobby - Posted by cheeseheads of clintonville of clintonville
I hate 'Bobby.' Don't ever call me Bobby again. Or I'll kill you.
What happend to my Questions? - Posted by SCOTT of Milwaukee,WI
I have a question. Does anyone in Green Bay own a pond or a lake that I can fish on, privately. Mail me a letter c/o the Packers' offices, and put ROBERT BROOKS FISHING FUND on the front of it.
I love to fish can I come with you? - Posted by Stephanie Benson of Eau Claire WI
If you foot the bill -- buy all the supplies.
Hows your knee? - Posted by Stephanie Benson of Eau Claire WI
Not that again. Just like the sportswriters. But, if you have to know, Jesus healed me. And don't ask a stupid question like that ever again.

Happy New Year, nuh, Merry Christmas! It's July, hahahahahah!

RZA's new album's been in my ears a lot for a while now. It's a little early to know if it'll stick, but I like some of these songs a lot.

He can fit some laughable stuff in there, but he knows the craft. Like Spike Lee, a lot of people sleep on him or might not feel all his movies but he always has a sense of what he's doing and if you're not there right away it doesn't seem to affect him. Bobby gives crazier interviews though.

This album's been getting mostly average reviews. They're not going to pump millions into making sure you hear a couple of the songs everywhere you go, but on my wavelength it's a winner.

Drama
O Day I liked the ODB homage toward the end.
Bonus Track That Emotions song's one of my favorites, I don't remember what other song sampled a different part.

Anybody else hear this yet? What's your favorite RZA song?

Be afraid to call my name

I had a little something sitting from a couple weeks ago about Brett Favre, but I was getting sick of all of it even then. He comes across like a dork but he's been there since the first game I remember watching:
I was nine in my grandparents' living room, and he's been a lot of fun to watch at different times since then, too. I don't think he's really in the argument to be the best quarterback ever, but he was the most durable and maybe toughest, and he had a strong arm and a lot of great highlights. Barry Sanders was always my favorite to watch, but I've been lucky to see Brett on my team. And from the small understanding I have of these careers, coming across poorly doesn't matter at all when you're staring down that kind of permanent change in life. So he sounds selfish, I don't know which athletes are bullies or who cheats on his wife and I don't watch sports to moralize about these guys.

So that's in defense of him, but I have to agree with the Packers mostly too. Last season, especially the first half, was so much fun, and Brett's revival was a big part of it. There were so many parts, like Johnny Jolly knocking down passes at the line and the first good special teams coverage in years. Probably most of all, it took me a few weeks to realize you didn't sit waiting for the defense to give up the big gain that would lead Favre to continually force things on the other end. 1998-2006 Packer defense, Rest In Pieces. That 2007 team probably peaked a little early but so much of that growth was unexpected for almost everyone.

There are a lot of good things going on there, and while Aaron Rodgers hasn't proven anything yet, I'm not one of the guys putting in 70+ hours a week year-round with all the resources and relevant experience. There's a worst-case scenario where Rodgers sucks or gets hurt and Favre wins three Super Bowls for someone else. But a couple years ago I was pretty sure I'd be sitting through some bad years after Favre retired, maybe even moving up a little from 8,000 some on the season ticket waiting list, and Thompson and McCarthy have turned things around in a few ways.

One last thing I have to mention about it, from some of the national reports you might be led to assume that there are widespread riots and fires around here and it's not like that at all. The segment of fans supporting Brett over the team is pretty small and life goes on.

So would you rather have a Scooby or a Digi Snack? Digi Snack yeah! Right? Well I'm not going to cram Ruler Zig Zag Zig Allah under all this so Bobby gets his own post.