Say it Loud

Rest in Funk
1933- 2006

When the MCs Came...

Gza the Genius @ The Varsity Theater in Minneapolis 12/22
(Backed by Killah Priest and The Fyre Department)





"Happy holidays, happy new year, all that shit..."

It's gonna be a HOT winter (pt. 2)

I changed my mind.

Cosmic Shame

An Open Letter to Jack Black:



You suck now. And when I say "now" I don't mean, from now on. I mean now as in right now, you suck. Right about after you finished King Kong. You did good in that. But, I mean, this movie The Holiday looks so fucking bad it gives me chills. Let's face it, the work you have been doing lately has not been up to par, and now it looks as if you are about to sell out completely. Save for The Pick of Destiny.

I haven't seen Destiny yet, but it is the exception to your more recent output because here you chose to pursue a project even though the odds were stacked against the chances of it being a commercial success. You took it old school and you set the artist free. For that reason my door is still open to you, Jables. But it's gonna take more. So what I'm going to need from you is a little more of this and a lot less of this.

You might be thinking as you read this, which I am assured that you are, "Hey, ok so I did one lame movie, so what? I kids to feed, 'Monk!" Then, take this as a plea not to jump into the abyss. For heaven's sake man, I love you. We all do. And we'd hate to see you go down an ugly path.

So quit your day job. Focus on your craft (rocking). One time. Before it's all over, you've died, you've squandered it, YA FUCKIN' ROBOT!!!

Sincerely,

da dronkmunk


p.s. Looks like you are starting to lose some weight. Don't even think about it. (no Kate Winslet)

No nun no cry

In a time when our differences and equality are all called into question, it's somewhat encouraging to see a nun can abuse trusting young boys just as well as a priest can.

... and blessed is the fruit of thy poon, Bang Bus...

Oh hell naw (pt. 2)

I really appreciate all the feedback I have gotten about my mouse situation that I had a while back. I am going to have to ask now that the flood of emails and suggestions stop pouring in [/sarcasm]. Mr. Squeaky made another appearance tonight, and I have finally decided what I am going to do about him (or her).

I done got strategic on you. See, I have been reading this book called The 48 Laws of Power by Robert Greene. I highly recommend it, very good read. Anyhoo, chapter 2 is called "Never put too much trust in friends, Learn how to use enemies." It goes on to use examples from historical leaders who befriended their enemies as a tatic to win wars and such. President Lincoln even once said, "Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends?"

What does this have to do with the vermin in my apartment (bet you can't wait to visit, Laserbomb)? I have decided that once I get my hands on this filthy, nasty, dirty, disgusting creature...I am going to keep him. As a pet.

You see, I have been in the market for a pet for some time now, so I could actually kill two birds here with the one proverbial stone. Mr Mouse can be my furry little friend (no wacko jacko). And just when it gets all fat from my food and complacent from my affections...


BAM!





I feed him to the cat that I'm gonna get next.

"Whenever you can, bury the hatchet with an enemy, and make a point of putting him in your service."
-Robert Greene, The 48 Laws of Power.

Also worth a try when they roll you DUI

To summarize, Arizona police stopped a driver who threw something out the window in a parking lot. Sgt. Chuck Schoville told the two men in the car they could avoid a $500 fine with a little anti-littering flow for Street Beat, a Tempe-area reality show about working the beat. The show was canceled this week, but you can watch the video here. Thanks Arizona Republic!















They didn't kill it or anything, but you try to freestyle on bacon demand. Missed a shot at a launch new careers, though.

More details here.

The ish keep coming, I'm down for revolution already. All this wilding is like my new TV these days but I'd still trade it for some brains all around, if it was any chance I wouldn't have to be afraid to bring kids into this world.

Thanks and credit to the Arizona Republic for the news and video.